Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.