Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!