Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.