What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school

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Why do stoners love couches?

Because of their 'cush'ions!

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

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Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"