What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina