What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.