What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..?

Cancer.

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.