What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*