What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!