What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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What did they say when they forgot to embalm Satoru Iwata?

WiiU

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.