Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

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What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

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How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.