Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

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What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.