What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

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Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.