Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.