Because someone's always on the deck!
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You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
A Free Willy.
One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.
Santa stops after three hoes.
deck the halls with boughs of free cash
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.
There were too many frames.
To render the other side.
All the horses drowned
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
He knew they were going to ice him.
Because they got Chewbacca
Because you need to be 21 to get in.
Down's in the dumps
