What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

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What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.