What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !