How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/