How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions