How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11