What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine