What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

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Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!