What do tigers wear in bed ?

Stripey pyjamas !

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss