How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.