How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

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I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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The clap.

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What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.