Michael Jacksons House Jokes

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.