What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

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He didn't understand Flossophy!

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You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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A slantelope.

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About 3 IQ points

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Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.