Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

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What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal?

JOHN CENA

What do you call an old John Cena?

John Cenile