A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house
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When the big hand touches the little hand
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
He French-kissed a power outlet
For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat
Puts on another coat.
Justin Bieber
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
The bread has more culture.
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.
Disney movies can still touch children.
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
