What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.