What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

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What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.