How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

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What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer?

Neverland Ranch.

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.