Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

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Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.