What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

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What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

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What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

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What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.