Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.
With a look over the shoulder.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
A unicorn.
Put it in the back yard.
You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.
