Epileptic Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.

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Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Epileptic Lettuce Jokes More Epileptic Lettuce Jokes

What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.