Epileptic Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.

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What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Jacuzzi Jokes More Jacuzzi Jokes

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Epileptic Lettuce Jokes More Epileptic Lettuce Jokes

What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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How do you make an epileptic dance?

Throw a flashbang into the room.

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.