Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

How do you call blue cow?

Freak..

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How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.