Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.