How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

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What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What'd you call a German businessman?

An enterpreNeuer.

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Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...