When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

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Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

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When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.