What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.