What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.