Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.