Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.