Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet