Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race?

An all day run

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.