Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.