Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...