The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.
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Carrion luggage
A reporter.
That's not my stile.
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
Zoolander
In bits and pieces.
Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
Because the women are not allowed to drive.
Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
Because he ate his carrion.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
Slanta Claus.
When it is intercepted by a plane.
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
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