What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!