Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?