Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.