Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What do you call a bunch of people buying non-brand name ice skates?

Cheapskates getting cheap skates

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D