What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car