Wrist Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

Why did balloon prices keep rising?

Because they had to adjust for inflation.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What do you call a cheesy French man?

Parma Jean

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock