Wrist Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Why are autistic people like black people?

They all look the same.