What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

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What is a Nuclear Physicist's favourite meal?

Fission chips.

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".