What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

Previous Random Joke Next
Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.