What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."