How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".