How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.