How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife