What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.