What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

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What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW?

A redneck's trigger actually does something

What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

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