Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

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Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Why does the devil get such a bad rap?

Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...

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Why are gingers' feet so rough?

Because they have no soles

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles