Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What does a wicked chicken lay?

A: Deviled eggs.

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

Why are gingers' feet so rough?

Because they have no soles