Mate Season Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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What lives in gum trees ?

Stick insects !

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!