Mate Season Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

What's your favourite kind of insect?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!