Mate Season Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

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What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

Insect Jokes More Insect Jokes

What insect does a neckbeard keep as a pet?

M'ladybug

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!