What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.