What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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What do you call a bagel that can fly?

a plain bagel.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.