What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.