What did the flower say about the tree ...

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

What do you call a routed Greek army?

A Failanx