Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

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What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?

A: Because it was dead.