What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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Where do fleas go to surf?

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What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.