What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny